My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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