after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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