His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm always down for nudity.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
