we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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