i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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