if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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