I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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