i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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