is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
