Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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