He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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