A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The uberlube is also flammable
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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