yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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