I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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