Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He kissed a someone with a penis
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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