chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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