these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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