If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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