dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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