haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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