The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
