You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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