This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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