I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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