Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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