i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
And the cops told us we were all naked.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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