ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
you didnt know i had herpes?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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