There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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