And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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