The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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