Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You may now shotgun with the bride
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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