Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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