I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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