I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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