well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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