Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Everything about him screamed your future.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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