i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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