In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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