talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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