We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
one two three fourrrrnication!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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