can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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