sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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