Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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