i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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