I wanna bring you to show and tell
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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