Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
they're like a gay fantastic four
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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