her vagine was all disorganized.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Farmville is her only friend.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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