your room smells of hookers.
And success
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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