All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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