i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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