Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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