Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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