I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
we made out on top of his cat.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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