I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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